Texturbating
Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008
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Texturbating
Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.
Texturbating by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014
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Texturbating
Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.
Texturbating by ezjoe January 25, 2019
Texturbation
The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018
Sexturbating
Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009
texterbating
My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
texterbating by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006
Tweeturbating
Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011
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