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Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
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Sexturbating 

Instead of thinking about sex while masturbating thinking about masturbating while having sex.
Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.

Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
Sexturbating by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011

Sexturbating 

Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.
Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating
Sexturbating by Timmy0209 March 7, 2014

sexturbating 

sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone

sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone

sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone
if you need an example for sexturbating i pity you
sexturbating by Kiel Shafur July 22, 2010

Saturbating 

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009

Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.
Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.
Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008

Pac-sturbating 

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.
I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.
Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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