Sexturbating
Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009
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Sexturbating
Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.
Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
Sexturbating by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011
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Sexturbating
Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.
Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating
Sexturbating by Timmy0209 March 7, 2014
sexturbating
sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone
sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone
sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone
sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone
sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone
sexturbating by Kiel Shafur July 22, 2010
Saturbating
The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009
Texturbating
Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008
Pac-sturbating
Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010
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