Definitions by Noshedint
Drinking buddy
A euphemism for a person with whom you have an intimate relationship, but cannot, due to fuckumstances call a best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend.
A: Those two are always together, is that his wife?
B: Nah, they're married to other people; that's his drinking buddy.
B: Nah, they're married to other people; that's his drinking buddy.
Drinking buddy by Noshedint May 11, 2018
Texturbate
To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
Texturbate by Noshedint March 16, 2018
Texturbation
The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018