3 definitions by Noshedint

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A euphemism for a person with whom you have an intimate relationship, but cannot, due to fuckumstances call a best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend.
A: Those two are always together, is that his wife?

B: Nah, they're married to other people; that's his drinking buddy.
by Noshedint March 16, 2018
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To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.
by Noshedint March 16, 2018
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The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
by Noshedint March 15, 2018
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