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texterbating 

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.
I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.
texterbating by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Texterbating 

To text yourself
I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...
Texterbating by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

Texterbating 

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
Texterbating by ild94 April 5, 2009

texterbating 

texterbating is sexually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!
hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!
texterbating by shiningfame June 17, 2012

Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.
Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.
Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008

texterbation 

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity
I like texterbation with you baby
texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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