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Tweeturbating 

The act of tweeting oneself.
No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.
Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011
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Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.
Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.
Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.
"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"
Texturbating by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

Toesturbating 

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

Tweeturbation 

The act of tweeting yourself on purpose, or by accident.
Roy: @roy has some serious tweeturbation happening here!
Tweeturbation by wjrcoop October 11, 2012

Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.
Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.
Texturbating by ezjoe January 25, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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