Tweeturbating

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

by LM23 June 11, 2011

Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.

Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.

by JBeeR December 17, 2008

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.

"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"

by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

Toesturbating

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

Tweeturbation

The act of tweeting yourself on purpose, or by accident.

Roy: @roy has some serious tweeturbation happening here!

by wjrcoop October 11, 2012

Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.

Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.

by ezjoe January 25, 2019