browngirlsdonttakebs's definitions

Men

people with a penis.

Johnny: Now I know what a men are.
Steve: Yes you do Johnny.

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009

Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.

Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009

A.I.D.

Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.

Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009

University of High School Syndrome

Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college

Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.

Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.

Henry: Sounds right to me.

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 15, 2009

Master Debater

A master at debating

Johnny: Steve is a Master debater because he is a master of debating.

Jack: ...What the fuck is the matter with you man?? *Runs away...

Johnny:

Jack: ...Oh wait *walks back

by browngirlsdonttakebs May 15, 2009

Jackassed airhead

Someone who is so stupid they start acting like a complete jackass and it gets really annoying

Liz: Some guy on the internet called me a whore and a fucked up bitch because I don't use my real name on myspace or facebook he also said to go screw a horse since I am from Lake Tahoe and that is the south because they filmed bonanza there and that is where cowboys come from

Spencer Pratt is also a jackassed airhead

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 4, 2009

Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009