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Men

Johnny: Now I know what a men are.
Steve: Yes you do Johnny.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009
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Upside Down Disco

The best sex you will ever have. In other wards, shagging spontaneously.
Lacey: Wow you must really like Dan.

Stacie: Ye.

Lacey:Wow, did you do the upside down disco with him Stacie?You've known him for awhile.

Stacie: Hell ye, it was good.
by browngirlsdonttakebs March 14, 2009
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A.I.D.

Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.
Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009
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Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.
Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009
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airhead

Whomever comes on here and doesn't know what this means, and has to look it up.
Someone saying 'Wow. I don't know what an airhead is.For seral'
by browngirlsdonttakebs May 11, 2008
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Snowing

What happens on cold days with a form of crystallized ice, snowflakes that fall from the clouds.

An act of bullshitting your way out of being in trouble, being nice and sweet. Putting on a front, acting with an alter ego. That's fools most people.
Wow it really snowed outside Johnny! Look at all the frosty and white on the ground and icicles, For seral!


Snowing,Like most pedophiles
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009
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Helen Keller

Other then these stupid definitions here whatever they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.
Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009
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