stuit

the word a retarded kid uses when he can’t spell “stupid” because he’s a dumbass

“you’re so fucking stuit”

stuit by mossyteeth March 6, 2020

Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

'squitos 

a short way of saying mosquitos

The 'squitos tonight were Bad!

'squitos by Starchylde July 14, 2015

Stittsvegas 

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".

We are spending the weekend in Stittsvegas

Stittsvegas by DroopyNuts69 January 6, 2019

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013

stitgen 

A very wildy and salty childy, who does not know how to pleasure his dong

"Did you hear that kid who bullied a pornstar? He's so stitgen."

stitgen by Jimmony Crickets March 12, 2017

The Squits

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.

Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.

If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.

Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?

Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.

Man: Ew.

The Squits by tonymcguff May 14, 2010