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Mary: What is your favorite hobby?
Amanda: I am a stitcher, I like to cross stitch.
Stitcher by BlackKaliJa August 19, 2019
A stitcher is a word the boys use when someone going to suck a stitchy b and get sent west because they can’t hack the weed
Hew shay hew callum
What Jimmy
Come suck a stitcher boys

Sounds like a plan jimmy let’s go wickedy west
Stitcher by Pottsie-7 March 7, 2022
Male person who can't concentrate on his job and just keeps talking nonsense. Trying to draw attention from his co-workers by making animal sounds.
Sometimes can't control his feminine side, acting like a total gay (fag, homo).
You Stitch Bitch !!!
You Fucking Stitcher !!!!
Stop stitching you Fag !!!
Stitcher by EmasterD April 19, 2005

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013

pooter-stitcher-upper 

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.
He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.
pooter-stitcher-upper by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

switcheroo 

(noun) A maneuver which entails acquiring the original of something or someone even and replacing the original with a fake or a forgery.
Tina got ahold of her mom's entire bottle of narcotic painkillers. Knowing that her mother would never take any of them, Tina simply pulled the 'ol switcheroo and emptied the bottle of painkillers and substituted their absence with some kind of laxative pills that looked very similar. Tina was on her way to Junkie-dom.
switcheroo by Nikki Stixx May 23, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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