Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squitter

When I bird spits fire rhymes like for example Birdalicious T

Squitter rhymes, stealing dymes cus I think they´re shiny

by LilWeed2 September 25, 2018

squitter

someone who is a shitter and a squeeter. they shit and squeet

"he is the master squitter"

by happyyfits December 11, 2022

Squitter chuckles

You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.

I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.

by SecretLHSWarrior April 7, 2016

squitter hoop

Your Arse hole. ring piece

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."

by Grandad October 1, 2007

Thot Squatter

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

by MisterWill December 10, 2018

Squatter

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016