Squitch

The mother sasquatch and her squitch were seen crossing the road.

The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.

by Gio Marron July 30, 2010

Squirrel + Bitch; Small rodent with the ability of climbing trees to get nuts and being as cruel and sarcastic as possible.

"Holy Shit! Its a squitch! O.O"
"What the chip you looking at? >.>"

by Lalias March 16, 2008

squitch

a sexual activity that involves the simultaneous squirting of both female partners due to a sex toy, fingering, or other means of achieving orgasm

omg i had so much fun squitching last night, lets do it again sometime

by animelover58 February 28, 2015

A person who is both a squid (like in Rocket Power) and a bitch.

Mark: Who the fuck ate all the chips and salsa?

David: It must have been Nick. He is such a fucking squitch.

by Guruboy February 10, 2011

A wet fart, especially the sneaky kind when you feel you can get away with a normal fart before you go to the toilet.

Damn! I just did a squitch at band practice and my chair STINKS!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

When your nickname is squirrel and you bitch alot

Josh Yoho is a squitch

by Adolf Oliver Niples January 14, 2007

The new guillotine went like clockwork, squitch, squitch, squitch...

by Comitatus September 15, 2021