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Small flying parasitic insects. Only the females bight you (don't mean to be sexist but it's true). The males drink nectar. The humming keeps you awake at night and drives you mad. They always find their way in regard less of whether you use citronella candles, aerogard or have fly screens. They fucking hurt when they bight and I fucking hate them. We can't irradicate them with a virus because we will catch it. We cant poison them or we hurt the environment. All we can do is smack em (smack) damn missed the little fucker..
Another mosquito basterd has bitten me between the toes. The nerve of them..
by devo February 04, 2004
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The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.
Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.

The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
by sewingmachineohno July 31, 2011
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A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"

*Squirt*

Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
by The Kiwi God August 19, 2005
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a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.
Suzy is hot, but my hamster has bigger mosquitoes !
by machinefeeder March 06, 2011
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