Stittsvegas

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".

We are spending the weekend in Stittsvegas

Stittsvegas by DroopyNuts69 January 6, 2019

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statesvegas

Another word for the city of Statesville, commonly used by local teens.

Guy: Dude he lives in LA?
Chic: No, he lives out on a farm in statesvegas.

statesvegas by Andy Laws June 11, 2008

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Statesvegas

an alternative name for Statesville, NC commonly used among teens and youth workers; interchangeable with the word 'Statesville' in normal, everyday conversation or on the internet on numerous social networking sites.

-Hey! Where do you live?
~In Statesvegas! You?
-Wow, I wish my town had a name that cool...

Post: Finally home in the lovely Statesvegas!

Statesvegas by beary........ January 11, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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