Stittsvegas 

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".

We are spending the weekend in Stittsvegas

Stittsvegas by DroopyNuts69 January 6, 2019

statesvegas 

Another word for the city of Statesville, commonly used by local teens.

Guy: Dude he lives in LA?
Chic: No, he lives out on a farm in statesvegas.

statesvegas by Andy Laws June 11, 2008

Statesvegas 

an alternative name for Statesville, NC commonly used among teens and youth workers; interchangeable with the word 'Statesville' in normal, everyday conversation or on the internet on numerous social networking sites.

-Hey! Where do you live?
~In Statesvegas! You?
-Wow, I wish my town had a name that cool...

Post: Finally home in the lovely Statesvegas!

Statesvegas by beary........ January 11, 2011