76 definitions by tory borty

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morning bulge; when you wake up and notice that your dick is poking your pants, thus forming a bulge

I don't get embarssed when my mom notices my MB coz its only natural and happens to all teenage boys

by tory borty May 07, 2013

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A penis thats so big it hides your navel

I asked me sister if i had a big dick. She said its a navel hider

by tory borty July 04, 2013

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The life froce was what preluded the big bang which was probably sparked from one of the other universes in our multiverse

The universe was created by a life force

by tory borty January 15, 2013

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For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off

I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me

by tory borty May 11, 2013

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The greatest thing in the world

The most powerful thing in the world

the purpose of life

The greatest thing in the world is love

by tory borty December 31, 2012

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abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.

When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family

by tory borty May 07, 2013

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An athletic achievement

That was really and truly a mobot what you did on the track

by tory borty December 20, 2013

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