Squittle

A mysterious creature, the squittle is a rare breed of sea lion. There may be only one in known existence. Squittle has been know to induce audible, "awwws" upon sight. The Squittle has no boundaries. Appearance of the rare bread is not limited the sea. The squittle may appear at anywhere at anytime, probably on Instagram.

Maria loves Squittle.
Andrew's day is brightened by the sight of Squittle.
Lyuk! A wild Squittle!

by CorpsDork April 28, 2014

Squittle

A Squirrel that eats Skittles

You see a squirrel eating skittles instead of peanuts

by John Pokiniewski May 9, 2005

squittle

a wet fart, or the juice that creeps out of your butthole unexpectedly during a fart

My pants a wet because i let a squittle.

by ashley phillips May 10, 2004

Squittle

A happy pee.. sometimes a little, sometimes a lot. #squirtsquad

oh my god babe im gonna squittle!

by phatwithap April 13, 2025

Tilly Squittle

A Tilly Squittle is just some name me and my friend Fries made up to name some paper worm.

Ayo, we got the Tilly Squittle!!

by Benis100 April 5, 2021

Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021