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The Stoinch
The Stoinch is a foul smelling bum crack often caused by sweat, not wiping properly or bad hygiene.
The smell is similar to that of cheese, faeces and sweat.
One may experience The Stoinch during intercourse doggy style or 69
Both men and women can suffer with the Stoinch
The smell is similar to that of cheese, faeces and sweat.
One may experience The Stoinch during intercourse doggy style or 69
Both men and women can suffer with the Stoinch
I met this absolute sort in a bar last night, chatted to her all evening and got her back to mine. We got down and dirty, it was hot, wild and blew my mind, she was naughty, pure filth!
We were all over the room, the bed, the floor, the chest-of-draws! I bent her over the end of the bed and I couldn't believe what I was smelling, I had never smelt anything like it, it smelt like a mixture of shit, sweat, stale fart and limburger cheese! My nostrils were burning, my stomach was turning! I thought I was going to throw up over her back, the Stoinch hit me like a ton of bricks, thank god we didn't 69.
We were all over the room, the bed, the floor, the chest-of-draws! I bent her over the end of the bed and I couldn't believe what I was smelling, I had never smelt anything like it, it smelt like a mixture of shit, sweat, stale fart and limburger cheese! My nostrils were burning, my stomach was turning! I thought I was going to throw up over her back, the Stoinch hit me like a ton of bricks, thank god we didn't 69.
The Stoinch by SophieH92 January 10, 2020
Related Words
stoinch • The Stoinch • Stonch • stinch • stoich • Stoichiometry • stonched • Stoncho • Stoichberry • stoichy
stoonch
A stinky vagina.
pungent pussy, rotten peach, smelly coochi, funky fuckhole, stinky snatch, torrid twat, fermented fish taco, mangy mutt, stale cookie, stench trench, squalid squidport, skunk, fishy snatch, gangrenous gash, infected axe wound, moldy minge, fungus hole, sour slot, clammy cunny, vile vag, musty cave, dumpy ditch, tangy taint, rotten meat wallet, stank tunnel, hog hole, bat cave, expired juice box, maggoty meat stocking, hatch to hell, fish box, tuna town, cheesy cunt, slovenly snatch, poopy pootytang, putrid pussy, rank skankhole, yecchy yoni, fetid fuckbucket, stinkbox, slaggy slumhole, stenchy cooter, vapid vagg, spicy meat taco, mingy meat lips, decomposing doodle hole, smelly cum bucket, clammy clamchops, stinky hatchet gash, fish cunt, herring hole, stinkpuss, seafood taco, nasty smooch, aged sloppyjoe, stinky squidhole, vulture vulva, maggot den, rundown paris hilton, grimy gutter, death trench, infected cut, dirty goat, dead kitten, cookie monster, calamari cooter, dumpster, grody goo-hole, rank red snapper, gassy gash, guano cave, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
pungent pussy, rotten peach, smelly coochi, funky fuckhole, stinky snatch, torrid twat, fermented fish taco, mangy mutt, stale cookie, stench trench, squalid squidport, skunk, fishy snatch, gangrenous gash, infected axe wound, moldy minge, fungus hole, sour slot, clammy cunny, vile vag, musty cave, dumpy ditch, tangy taint, rotten meat wallet, stank tunnel, hog hole, bat cave, expired juice box, maggoty meat stocking, hatch to hell, fish box, tuna town, cheesy cunt, slovenly snatch, poopy pootytang, putrid pussy, rank skankhole, yecchy yoni, fetid fuckbucket, stinkbox, slaggy slumhole, stenchy cooter, vapid vagg, spicy meat taco, mingy meat lips, decomposing doodle hole, smelly cum bucket, clammy clamchops, stinky hatchet gash, fish cunt, herring hole, stinkpuss, seafood taco, nasty smooch, aged sloppyjoe, stinky squidhole, vulture vulva, maggot den, rundown paris hilton, grimy gutter, death trench, infected cut, dirty goat, dead kitten, cookie monster, calamari cooter, dumpster, grody goo-hole, rank red snapper, gassy gash, guano cave, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Daisy's guano cave. "Spelunking that swampy stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.
Helga's stoonch stunk of fermented herring. I held my breath to eat her naughty, rotten cookie. It didn't taste as foul as it smelled.
When asked about the smell, I told my friends she slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to mention her stoonch. （ ´_ゝ`）
He squirted his chia seeds into her stoonch to start the fermentation process. She said it's 100% Organic.
We assumed the stench was just a wookie eating a whale carcass. We turned the corner and there was Trigglypuff, gobbling baloney with her hogly stoonch.
Helga's stoonch stunk of fermented herring. I held my breath to eat her naughty, rotten cookie. It didn't taste as foul as it smelled.
When asked about the smell, I told my friends she slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to mention her stoonch. （ ´_ゝ`）
He squirted his chia seeds into her stoonch to start the fermentation process. She said it's 100% Organic.
We assumed the stench was just a wookie eating a whale carcass. We turned the corner and there was Trigglypuff, gobbling baloney with her hogly stoonch.
stoonch by Uncle Doodle August 14, 2016
Stornch
Stornch by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020
Stoichiometry
In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.
..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
Stoichiometry by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009
Stoich
Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.
Stoichbag
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