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Stoichiometry

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009
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The reason that we ALL fail Chemistry......

A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
What the hell is stoichiometry
by DARKSHOCK June 3, 2010
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Stoichiometry

"Class, Stoiciometry involves insert a lot of pointless crap here."

"And we care.... Why?"
by Zannie May 13, 2004
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stoichiometry

sexual action/sexual adventure, involving one partaker to dress up in a goblin costume while being suspended in mid-air by cables, and the other to dress up in a garden gnome costume and hide in the closet. Some variations involve warm apple pie or sleepy cake. Also peanut butter is mandatory with the exception of Jiffy's. Jam is optional depending on how freaky you are. Related topics: Upside-Down Reverse Cowgirl Wheelbarrow Swingset Toboggan.
Stoichiometry makes me feel like a real scientist in a real lab.
by Dean of M.I.T. December 25, 2008
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sexual stoichiometry

In a consensual situation, it states that the partner with the least amount of sexual desire will determine how far the act will proceed.
Craig: Yeah, I wanted to bang Mina last night, but she wouldn't have any of it.

Mark: Damn, sexual stoichiometry strikes again.
by admiralhotcakes November 18, 2010
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stoichiometric compounds

Stoichiometric Compounds are those in which the number of positive and negative ions are exactly in the ratio indicated by their chemical formulae
Stoichiometric compounds - Fe2SO4
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stoichiometric

When everything is in perfect balance, the right ratio of things complimenting or aiding alongside others.

Relationships in comfortable harmony .

Plans well laid and working beautifully.

When stuff works with multiple factors with grace and ease
Everything in my life is stoichiometric, if you don't get it... You'll never understand
by MCGTE February 11, 2020
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