joe's definitions

safe

if somebody is a friend or in good terms with you

dude he is safe leave him alone

by Joe May 24, 2003

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.

1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick

by Joe October 3, 2004

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

by Joe December 10, 2004

swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.

the motherfucker's gonna swig the beef. what a beast.

by joe December 4, 2004

Chalky

A person who thinks they are black, but are actually white. I.e. White chalk on a black chalk board.

"He's a chalky", "Look at that chalky."

by Joe December 11, 2003

chrizzle

Chronic

You wanna go smoke sum chrizzle right now?

by Joe May 6, 2003

Weez

To steal or take something

"Why you gotta be weezin all my shit son?"

by Joe January 5, 2004