913 definitions by joe

iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

by joe December 29, 2005

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by joe February 12, 2003

tush

rear-end, butt, behind

She had a nice tush.

by joe April 21, 2003

fucking

Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

Fucking hell man, I told you not to fuck my wife.

by joe November 10, 2003

Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

by joe December 16, 2004

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

by joe February 21, 2004

Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by joe July 22, 2004