joe's definitions

Tsaungus

The area between the bottom of the ballsac and the anus or the bottom of the vaginal opening and the anus. AKA guch, gooch, chode.

Put my legs behind my head and lick the chud off my tsaungus.

by joe November 18, 2003

load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used as a tampon, etc. Gross, but likely more accurate.

Wha' dee Bum-Bah-CLOT! Cum nah, get dee rass off me car?

by Joe April 7, 2003

Mars

The fourth planet in our solar system. Red, and named after the Greek god of war.

I went to mars!! Hip hip horay!!

by Joe September 25, 2004

heroth

Joe loves Helen for ever. see also heart

I heroth you alot, more than anyone else!

by Joe January 1, 2005

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005