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calculation

a mathematical determination of the amount or number of something.
"finding ways of saving money involves complicated calculations"
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Weave Calculation

Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.
My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.
by Ghazellen December 31, 2009
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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
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Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”
by Gatyyy November 13, 2025
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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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