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calculation by easy-to-understand-accurate August 25, 2020
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Weave Calculation
Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.
My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.
Weave Calculation by Ghazellen December 31, 2009
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calculation • colon calculation • Pocket Calculation • Ultimate Calculation • Weave Calculation • Camille’s diddy blud calculation. • according to my calculations • The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. • calculating • calcubation
colon calculation
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
colon calculation by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
Pocket Calculation
When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
Pocket Calculation by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
Ultimate Calculation
When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Ultimate Calculation by Zzid July 10, 2021
Camille’s diddy blud calculation.
Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
Camille’s diddy blud calculation. by Gatyyy November 13, 2025
Congressional Calculator
The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Pee Calculus
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