stonched

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To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

stonched by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

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Stonched

General word for drugs destroying your system.

I did a mystery drug yesterday and ended up so stonched.

Stonched by BraidedBread October 28, 2022

Related Words

stonched • Sconched • Stonehedge Chin • storched • stouched • Stoached • Stoiched • stolched • Stoncher • Stotched

Stonched

The feeling of overly stoned/high. (More than stoned). This was made by myself when I tried saying I was stoned but mixed it with chonged, (another word for being stoned/high) by accident. So stonched was a result of this.

Boy 1 “Yo man you good?”

Boy 2“Nah bro I cant lie I’m stonched”

Stonched by MC2Drippy February 15, 2020

stouched

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009

Stonehedge Chin

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.

Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.

Stonehedge Chin by Arkerpa October 18, 2010

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

Storched

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

Storched by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026