stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Stonched

General word for drugs destroying your system.

I did a mystery drug yesterday and ended up so stonched.

by BraidedBread October 28, 2022

Stonched

The feeling of overly stoned/high. (More than stoned). This was made by myself when I tried saying I was stoned but mixed it with chonged, (another word for being stoned/high) by accident. So stonched was a result of this.

Boy 1 “Yo man you good?”

Boy 2“Nah bro I cant lie I’m stonched”

by MC2Drippy February 15, 2020

stouched

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

by paulatinum April 24, 2009

Stonehedge Chin

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.

Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.

by Arkerpa October 18, 2010

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

Storched

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017