Stonch

To be either extremely tough or extremely well built

Look at that Stonch bloke over there

by P de R July 12, 2007

Stonch

A combination of “stank” and “ronch”.

Meaning something smells rank/stinks or is bad.

“Ew. The carpet needs to be cleaned. It’s stonch.”

“Look at that trashy hoe. Her outfit is stonch.”

“Your mom is stonch.”

by miss steal yo girl September 6, 2022

Stonch

Being fit, but also very large in size or stature

The person was stonchy, being 6,9 and also muscular

by Meowmere June 2, 2021

Stonch

Some who thinks there hardy or a good fighter when there a pussy

That fella is a stonch don’t mind him.

by Yupsonn October 7, 2018

Stonch

someone who has aged before their time. A 30 year old that looks 42 due to drug or excessive alcohol use after high school.

I saw that guy from back in high school...living off of beer and cigs has turned that dude into a complete stonch.

by vm30 June 23, 2009

Stonch

Another word for "bash" or "fuck up"

Mate I'll fucking Stonch ya

by NO LIFE... June 30, 2017

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017