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stoonch

A stinky vagina.

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Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Daisy's guano cave. "Spelunking that swampy stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

Helga's stoonch stunk of fermented herring. I held my breath to eat her naughty, rotten cookie. It didn't taste as foul as it smelled.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to mention her stoonch. ( ´_ゝ`)

He squirted his chia seeds into her stoonch to start the fermentation process. She said it's 100% Organic.

We assumed the stench was just a wookie eating a whale carcass. We turned the corner and there was Trigglypuff, gobbling baloney with her hogly stoonch.
by Uncle Doodle August 14, 2016
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stoonch

I could smell that girls stoonch from the other side of the classroom.
by lil franco May 6, 2006
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Stoonch Nugget

When someone has to shit really bad but pretends like everything is a okay
Katie Orr proceeded to "shake her rump until she felt a little gurgle in her stoonch"

Stoonch Nugget- When one is to scared to get up and shit
by Lazy town69 August 22, 2016
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Stornch

To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.
'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'
by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020
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Stoochie

A female that has a stinky coochie
Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.
by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016
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stooche

Someone who is crusty, musty, and dusty.
That person there is such a stooche.
by Mzolz May 18, 2016
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stoolchoker

1. A quantity of fecal matter that is sufficient enough to prevent the normal operation of a flush toilet (A pile of shit you lay that makes your toilet flood when you flush it).

2. A person that creates enough shit in one sitting to plug up a toilet.
1. Phew! You'd better get a plunger to take care of that stoolchoker I just laid in there.

2. You goddamn stoolchoker! You get the plunger and take care of it, you asshole!
by KenPone April 3, 2003
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