stoich

a stoich is a magical creature that likes to be pet behind it's 4meter stick that is attached (magically!) to its back.
it's also a stork.

oh my gosh their a stoich in my boot!!!

by conrizzle von jeffinstein January 30, 2005

stoich

a bitchy, uptight girl

that babe is too stoich

by mp December 26, 2003

Stoich

Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.

I did really bad on the stoich test.

by My name January 22, 2005

Stoich

Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.

pernounced: Stoick

'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'

by Cap'n Geech February 06, 2009

Stoiched

Something You Say To A Person After They Are -
1. Proven Wrong
2. Embarassed or Humiliated
or
3. Hurt Doing Somthing Stupid

If You Can't Get A Date For Sat You Got Stoiched..........Bad!

by Sabe 1 June 21, 2005

Stoich

(Pronounced "stoysh")

A word, derived from "Stoichiometry", which refers to a Chemist. Generally used in a derogatory way.

Note: When you pronounce this word, it is recommended that you say it with as much hate as possible, even if you have nothing against chemists.

Chemistry student: "Shit, it smells like methyl butyrate!"
Normal student: "Is that bad?"
Chemistry student: "Are apples bad?" (starts laughing like you're a dumbass)
Normal student: "Shut up, fucking stoich!"

by ajose December 27, 2007

magic stoich

A nickname for the Juul. other nicknames are tragic squanch, magic launch, tragic slaunch, and also the stoichmcgoich.

Yall bois tryna go hit that magic stoich and play some fortnite

by leh stoich February 14, 2018