Stoich 

Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.

I did really bad on the stoich test.

Stoich by My name January 22, 2005

Stoich 

Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.

pernounced: Stoick

'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'

Stoich by Cap'n Geech February 6, 2009

Stoich 

(Pronounced "stoysh")

A word, derived from "Stoichiometry", which refers to a Chemist. Generally used in a derogatory way.

Note: When you pronounce this word, it is recommended that you say it with as much hate as possible, even if you have nothing against chemists.

Chemistry student: "Shit, it smells like methyl butyrate!"
Normal student: "Is that bad?"
Chemistry student: "Are apples bad?" (starts laughing like you're a dumbass)
Normal student: "Shut up, fucking stoich!"

Stoich by ajose December 27, 2007

stoich 

a stoich is a magical creature that likes to be pet behind it's 4meter stick that is attached (magically!) to its back.
it's also a stork.

oh my gosh their a stoich in my boot!!!

stoich by conrizzle von jeffinstein January 30, 2005

stoich 

a bitchy, uptight girl

that babe is too stoich

stoich by mp December 26, 2003

Stoich 

The point singularity defined by the intersection of the gooch and the ballsack. The point mass of infinite heat that became the known universe through the Big Bang originated from God’s stoich.

Fuck yeah baby, I love it when you lick my stoich and your tongue crosses the event horizon.

Stoich by Gag Reflects May 18, 2021

magic stoich

A nickname for the Juul. other nicknames are tragic squanch, magic launch, tragic slaunch, and also the stoichmcgoich.

Yall bois tryna go hit that magic stoich and play some fortnite

magic stoich by leh stoich February 14, 2018