Stoncho 

An absolute beast of a human
He has surpassed everyone in evolution

Don’t fuck with him

That Stoncho is gonna kick Jessica’s ass

Stoncho by BigLadStoncho September 29, 2018

Stoncho 

A huge beast of a lad that is gonna fuckin kill mathew

No stoncho please dont hurt me

Stoncho by Dino10001 September 15, 2018

Stoncho 

Stoncho is the apex of human evolution and in some ways has surpassed his humanity all together

that adam is an absolute stoncho

Stoncho by Dino10001 September 15, 2018

Stonehoused 

When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused

Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.

Stonehoused by Billy Tossedsalad May 8, 2013

stonched 

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

stonched by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

Stonehocker by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

stonch 

term used in tha south burbs of tha chi for a cigarette

aye dog aye lemme get a stonch ya dig my nig

stonch by donjulio December 19, 2008