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An absolute beast of a human
He has surpassed everyone in evolution

Don’t fuck with him
That Stoncho is gonna kick Jessica’s ass
Stoncho by BigLadStoncho September 29, 2018
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A huge beast of a lad that is gonna fuckin kill mathew
No stoncho please dont hurt me
Stoncho by Dino10001 September 15, 2018
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Stoncho is the apex of human evolution and in some ways has surpassed his humanity all together
that adam is an absolute stoncho
Stoncho by Dino10001 September 15, 2018

Stonehoused 

When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused
Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.

stonched 

To get super high from some dank ass weed.
"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."
stonched by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.
My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.
Stonehocker by franklloydfright October 14, 2018
term used in tha south burbs of tha chi for a cigarette
aye dog aye lemme get a stonch ya dig my nig
stonch by donjulio December 19, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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