stizzlin

the act of being a scavenger. to live off one or more persons. parasite. verb.

that mofucka keeps stizzlin cigarettes off me.

by tegaue October 7, 2007

sizzling hot tamale

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).

"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012

Sizzlin' Put Out

To light a match over her pubic hairs, causing them to engulf in flames. Afterwards, when on fire, you jizz it goes out.

Ethan:Yo Colin, what happened last night?
Colin:I gave her a sizzlin' put out.
Erika: He did not!
Jordan: No way!
Jackie: It actually happened!
Liz:First timer?

by EthanErikaLizColin2JackieJDowl July 28, 2011

Swizzling

The motion made by a womans hand when giving a blowjob, usually involving the twisting and turning of the hand.

"Yo dude she was mad good at swizzling when she was blowin me last night"

by J-Mazz November 22, 2009

Stizzin'

the act of being extremely stoned, drunk (alcohol bought by the gorgeous and plentiful pan pacific homeless) or both.
do not take the act of stizzin lightly, it is a feat which is difficult to accomplish by most "average" human beings. you'd have to be considered strictly rude in order to also be stizzin.

disregard any negative comments about stizzin, embrace it or receive dire consequence

live the stizzin, love the stizzin, bathe in the stizzin

briana: i'm stizzin' mad balls.

by ilovemarcel May 6, 2009

Spizzling

When it's raining lightly, it's a cross between spitting and drizzling. I.e. It's not drizzling and it's not spitting, but it's a bit of both.

"It's sort of spitting and drizzling outside"
"No, it's spizzling"

by maxiez March 8, 2008

shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005