Some refer to as "Colin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Jesus Christ, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.
"Oh shit, I slept with Colin's women"
" Your S.O.L."
by Battery00 January 6, 2012
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Colin, loves like no other laughs like no other . The best type of love anyone could ask for. Protective and once he's made his mind up he's all in and nothings stopping him. Has a voice that can makes me melt. blue eyes i fall asleep to a smile that i run to when i feel alone. Has a way of making you feel like you dont have to worry because as long as your with him everything will be okay. Makes me feel alive. A blessing from God a Guardian angel . Colin's really good with his hands after all he's a drummer. Follows his dreams and never dreams small. loves being called baby cakes and is very needy for affection from his lover, has his flaws which can only make you love him more. Has his morals and doesnt settle for less. Gets along great with everyone and all my single friends are jealous . he beautiful he's perfect. Dont ever let go of a colin if you have a colin like this one.
girl: i want a guy like colin... im so jealous :/
by babygirl21 March 23, 2011
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Literally the greatest guy you will ever meet. If you get a chance to be with him keep him.
Person: you see that guy?
Person #2: yeah who is that?
Person #3: that has to be Colin.
by Jeff_The_Killer❤ April 19, 2017
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The ruler on the USA and the smartest person alive. He also defeated Donald Trump.
Dang it Colin, he is the one that defeated Donald Trump.
by Thanos231 December 29, 2018
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Colin is known for committing mass genocide. He has committed hundreds of war crimes and violated thousands of people’s basic human rights. Colin has hundreds of slaves he calls “unpaid workers” and he has killed thousands of orphans in an industrial meat grinder, which he calls the “Child Chopper”. Colin is wanted for crimes against humanity in 107 countries. If you see him, call your local authorities.
Person 1: “Have you heard about that guy Colin?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I can’t believe a person would actually do those kinds of things.”
by Okaythisisebic May 15, 2019
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A little junior baddie boo buns sugar plum honey nugget sweet pea peanut cutie patootie sweetly
Oh you know colin? Yea he’s that little junior baddie boo buns sugar plum honey nugget sweet pea peanut cutie patootie sweetly!
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Colin is a guy who instantly becomes number 1 in your heart. He is caring and loving and sweet and is worth holding on to forever. If you meet a Colin than you should feel very special because this is one special guy. Never take for time with Colin for granted because Colin is worth every second you give him. He is always there for you and is very encouraging. Easy to depend on and relate to, he is attracts friends. His personality makes anyone smile and everyday you see him it makes your heart happy. He is beautiful in every single way, not to mention the fact that he super attractive. He has amazing hair and is really smart and considerate and is very reliable. He is the most wonderful person you will EVER meet. Hold on to him! He is a GREAT musician as well! He is so talented, he's just as close to perfect as anyone could get.
Sara: "That guy is sweet like Clark Kent and sexy like superman, who is that?"

Maddie: "Oh he must be a colin"

Lizzie: "I just met the most wonderful person in the entire world, his name was Colin"

Julie: "I wish he liked me, he's too amazing"
by One who loves Colin! <3 June 25, 2013
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