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shizzling 

The act of cooking with The Shizzle brand jerk marinade.
Yo, I wish I was at the beach, shizzling up some shrimps on the barbie and drinking a red stripe right now.
shizzling by longfacepartdeux February 22, 2011
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shizzling 

The act of shivering and whistling through your nose at the same time
1- Can't you see he's shizzling?
2- His nose must be plugged up
1- Yeah and it's so cold
shizzling by PinWing October 8, 2008

Shizzling 

It is when you shimmy on top of your pterodactyl while sizzling in a burning pan with grease.
I stubbed my toe while shizzling
Shizzling by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

shizzling the nizzle 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."
shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.
"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
Shizzling Bruv by jkedn May 6, 2005

Shizzling cheese cakes 

A term meant to express flabbergastedness!
*Squirrel steals cheese its cracker*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*

Fo Shizzling 

Stemming from "Fo Shizzle" its the act of agreeing with someone without really paying attention to them. Similar to bullshitting.
Bro 1: Hey man whatcha been up to?

Bro 2: Nothin bra just been fo shizzling with my co-workers all day so they think I'm contributing to their lame attempts at office ghetto humor.

Bro 1:Wow, your DA MAN homie!

Bro 2: fo shizzle!
Fo Shizzling by Bdun26 May 18, 2009
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