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He doesn't have to worry about people hiding their things in trees because he'll be straight up stealsting that crap.

When i'm in the mood for a little elevated excitement, i stealst.
stealst by Hellafide August 10, 2010
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stealthygeek 

An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.
What's wrong with that stealthygeek dude?

Why is that
stealthygeek by Patrick S Tomlinson January 16, 2020

stealth parking 

Stealth parking - is when you park in a place not necessarily meant for overnight parking. This can be on a city street, residential area or a marina parking lot or you might have
Time to kill or just scoping out the

Area.

Usually, sleeping in a vehicle on city streets is illegal . That’s why it’s important to be discreet and learn about stealth parking / camping best practices.

You may end up living in a van or a car for a variety of reasons: you want to explore, you got laid-off and can’t afford rent, or you’re trying to save money

You want your stealth camper van to look like a regular old van, not a van someone’s living in. Think a van an electrician or a plumber would use.

Old conversion vans like
Chevy Astro ,ford E-Series, Ford transit ,Toyota Prius,Subaru Outback

Some places to include are

Hotel Parking Lots,Marinas,Apartment Buildings with Unassigned Parking,Industrial Parks,Big box stores,truck stops.

Tips

It's best to invest in window Tint your windows or install curtains,
Keep the inside of your ride immaculately clean when stealth camping,
Change Locations Frequently,Keep Your Lights Low, beware of drug addicts, security guards,cops,Karen's, neighborhood watch ,thieves, burglars .

Also known as stealth camping
Stealth parking may seem kinda shady and strange

One tip we’ve heard and use often is that it’s important to change your location frequently when stealth camping. The main goal is not to draw too much attention to yourself.

For example, you don’t want to be on the same residential street every night. This might tip off neighbors who keep seeing a random van pull in late and leave early and don't have a loud muffler or lack thereof one.

Again, arrive as late as you can and leave early, preferably before people leave for work.
stealth parking by Blu_leef November 2, 2022

Stealth block 

Stealth blocking is when an internet user is blocked by another user or by a website without being told. Many times, the stealth blocking will be initiated by a mindless bot that assumes you are a spammer using its algorithm. You posts might only be showing up for yourself (also known as shadow banning, which is heavily used by reddit and Google Plus), or maybe only one person won't see them (this is less serious and is most often seen on Facebook). This is considered a cowardice move by many, as not only is it a temporary fix to a long term problem (let's face it, trolls will find out when their b8 isn't getting replies and just make another account), but it often affects those who haven't done anything and just happened to get falsely marked as spam by an oversensitive bot.
1. I tried to contact my ex via Facebook to give me back my laptop, but I'm pretty sure she stealth blocked me.

2. My YouTube comments are now plagued with a stealth block because trolls kept marking my comments as spam and got the G+ algorithm to start blocking them.

Cleveland Steamstress 

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.
Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!
Cleveland Steamstress by dafuzball February 19, 2015

Gone Stealth 

The act of turning off the ringer on your phone and telling the your family, friends and employer that you are out of town (even though you are not), just to get some peace and quiet, and freedom from hassle.
John asks, "What the hell happen to Farquar, I have not heard from him in over a week?" Julie, replies, "He said he was leaving town on a camping trip, but I think he is still in town and is just Gone Stealth."
Gone Stealth by LaughingAloud August 10, 2010

Stealth-Mode 

To be low key and off your competitions radar. Being unnoticed until it blows up in peoples faces.
"Joey Cutless dropped alot of hot beats and took over in STEALTH-MODE!!!"

"I'm in Stealth-mode, dressed in all black"
Stealth-Mode by swampaggin August 11, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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