Michael FlynnFlam

The disgraced, treasonous former retired Army General who lost his way can became a puppet stooge of Diaper Donald Trump.
Michael FlynnFlam was pardoned once by Diaper Donald, but will not be so lucky when insurrection charges are brought against him.
by LaughingAloud May 15, 2023
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Comer Pyle

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.
Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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flutter-blast

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.
Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.
by LaughingAloud August 28, 2005
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turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.
Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."
by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016
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America's Mare

After proving himself to be a complete horse's ass, Rudy Giuliani's moniker has been changed to 'America's Mare'. Whatever contributions Rudy Tooty may have made while Mayor of New York City, the annals of history will remember him for his obsequious loyalty to a corrupt President, his perpetuation of lies about 2020 election and his audible farting in a Michigan election hearing.
From celebrity to pariah, Rudy Tooty, America's Mare, has destroyed the lives of innocent election workers, and in the process destroyed his reputation. Instead of prison, he should be sent to the glue factory.
by LaughingAloud December 22, 2023
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Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
by LaughingAloud March 31, 2021
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David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 05, 2023
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