LaughingAloud's definitions

Lutnick Schmucknick

Nickname given Howard Lutnick, disgraced Secretary of Commerce, after crashing the world economy with Trump's unnecessary and misguided trade war.

Lutnick Schmucknick will go down in the annals of history as one of the worst Commerce Secretaries of all time.

by LaughingAloud April 6, 2025

flutter-blast

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.

Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.

by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005

Lady Graham

Senator Lyndsey Graham’s purported nickname among male prostitution. Sometimes shorten to Lady G.

I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?

by LaughingAloud January 30, 2023

anti-defecation league

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

Donald von Shitsinpantz

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.

If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.

by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024

Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016