The real name for the U.S. Secretary of State, who comes from a long line of Irish. He masquerades as a Cuban American to curry favor with the Latino vote.
by LaughingAloud February 22, 2025

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."
by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.
Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'
by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023

The imbecilic movement of Trump supporters committed to spreading conspiracy theories and other falsehoods.
Don’t pay any attention to those idiots. They are a bunch of IQ-A-NONE supporters who have the IQ of a grape.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2021

After proving himself to be a complete horse's ass, Rudy Giuliani's moniker has been changed to 'America's Mare'. Whatever contributions Rudy Tooty may have made while Mayor of New York City, the annals of history will remember him for his obsequious loyalty to a corrupt President, his perpetuation of lies about 2020 election and his audible farting in a Michigan election hearing.
From celebrity to pariah, Rudy Tooty, America's Mare, has destroyed the lives of innocent election workers, and in the process destroyed his reputation. Instead of prison, he should be sent to the glue factory.
by LaughingAloud December 21, 2023

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
