Definitions by LaughingAloud

Larry Schmucklow

Nickname for Larry Kudlow, the incompetent, MAGAt Fox broadcaster who is devoid of principles.

There goes Fox broadcaster again, Larry Schmucklow spewing lies to curry favor with Diaper Donald and MAGAt.

Larry Schmucklow by LaughingAloud May 4, 2026

Trashed Patel

Nickname for the googly-eyed Kash Patel given to him by the senior agents at the FBI.

Here comes that drunken buffoon Trashed Patel. He is a perfect example of how Diaper Donald has surrounded himself with incompetent sycophants.

Trashed Patel by LaughingAloud April 20, 2026

Senator Rick Snott

The corrupt MAGAt senator from Florida who has been implicated in numerous scandals Medicare as well as private healthcare.

There goes MAGAt Senator Rick Snott, once again giving up his own integrity and duty to his constituents in order to curry favor with Diaper Donald.

Senator Rick Snott by LaughingAloud April 16, 2026

Meritless Garland

The milk-toast, disgraceful Attorney General of the United States who was too scared of Diaper Donald to pursue insurrection charges before Biden’s term ran out.

Meritless Garland will go down in history as the worst Attorney General of the United States. He was too afraid of Diaper Donald Trump to pursue his removal from the highest office, allowing the corrupt MAGAt regime to re-gain power.

Meritless Garland by LaughingAloud April 10, 2026

Department of War Crimes

The U.S. federal department led by Pete Hegshit which is responsible for intentionally violating the Geneva Convention by committing war crimes.

The policies of the Department of War Crimes to take no prisoners and give no quarter, are clear violations of the Geneva Convention and International Criminal Court.

Department of War Crimes by LaughingAloud April 6, 2026

Toad Blanche

Nickname on Capital Hill for the machiavellian Acting Attorney General appointed by the corrupt and incompetent Diaper Donald Trump.

Toad Blanche is devoid of ethics, behaving more like an amphibian than a human being.

Toad Blanche by LaughingAloud April 3, 2026

Jared Douche-ner

Nickname for Jared Kushner, the corrupt and sniveling son-in-law of Diaper Donald.

There goes Jared Douche-ner once again selling working Americans down the river while lining his own pockets.

Jared Douche-ner by LaughingAloud March 30, 2026