turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.
Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."
by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016
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Propensity to get Laid

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
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Jim Eagle

Voter suppression policies undertaken by racist elected representatives which go way beyond Jim Crow policies.
Don't be talking to me about conservatives taking care of us non-whites. Their voter suppression policies are are beyond Jim Crow....they are are Jim Eagle!
by LaughingAloud March 25, 2021
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MATATS

Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.
When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."
by LaughingAloud July 09, 2007
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hemorreuters

A biased news reporting that give you a pain in the ass.
Where do you hear that fake news....on Fox or Hemorreuters?
by LaughingAloud March 16, 2021
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flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.
I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005
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Lutnick Schmucknick

Nickname given Howard Lutnick, disgraced Secretary of Commerce, after crashing the world economy with Trump's unnecessary and misguided trade war.
Lutnick Schmucknick will go down in the annals of history as one of the worst Commerce Secretaries of all time.
by LaughingAloud April 06, 2025
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