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Joey is a guy that is super sweet and cute and usually a total gentleman, but sometimes he acts all grumpy like he doesn't want to be friends and you're left confused because literally yesterday he was flirting and protecting you! Joey is just a really confusing guy that should come straight out and tell you if he likes you.
Dude this book is full of plot twists.

We should call it Joey.
by TheDorkyPrincess December 01, 2017
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Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021
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A “Joey” is basically the clean version of the word “f*ckboy.” He’s a boy that doesn’t genuinely care about you and is only playing and using you. This is a boy that does you wrong, whether it’s cheating on you, leading you on, and more. This circulated from the Just Sharon YouTube channel.
Girl 1: He’s cute, what do you think?
Girl 2: No, he’s such a Joey. He cheated on his last girlfriend with her sister.
by justsharon March 10, 2020
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A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.
I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey
by <<<<<<4 February 23, 2010
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The hottest man in the world, he is a sex god and he gets all the girls with his 10 inch penis
by a_huge_pile_of_poop October 18, 2013
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A competitive boy with a unique sense of compassion for everyone around him who is sexy enough to be the spawn of Rob Lowe. He's usually very serene and collected and helps his friends be the same, but when highly agitated his emotions tend to take over. He's like a perfect big brother to everyone. All the girls want him more than they want anything because when he takes his shirt off, it's like heaven embodied in a single man.
girl 1: I wish I had my own Joey
girl 2: Don't we all!
by uscgirl1658 May 16, 2010
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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
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