squeemple 

a quirked up skrunky dunk

god that dilf over their is such a squeemple!

squeemple by LilyMoss January 30, 2022

squeezle 

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

squeezle by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle 

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

squeetle

When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.

For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.

squeetle by Jacques05 April 12, 2017

Squeegle

Squeegle is an urban term used to describe the roof of your mouth. As the term of the roof of your mouth is commonly unknown many people simply refer to it as a squeegle.

I just ate something really hot and it burned my squeegle.

Squeegle by Andrew91 June 2, 2009

Squeeblers 

Elongated banana-shaped breasts

He asked her to keep her goddamned squeeblers in her shirt. No one wanted to see them nanner-tits.

Squeeblers by Merry Squeeblerman October 14, 2013

Squeeble

The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.

Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"

Squeeble by Kirsty and Nog January 18, 2009