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The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.
Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
by Kirsty and Nog January 18, 2009
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.
"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."
by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017
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that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.
Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.
by Mathmagician February 08, 2008
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When you grab a man's thigh and shake, but accidentally grab shaft as well, likely because they are so hung that it extends into their pant leg.
It was awkward when I squeebled Sunny, but then we made eye contact, and we knew it was meant to be.
by wizulus November 03, 2020
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