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REALLY BAD Diarrhea

They call it the runs because you gots to "runs" to the washroom before the shit "runs" out of your anus and down your pants (assuming your wearing pants)
I got the runs this one time, but no sweat, I had a diper on.
by S. Li May 31, 2005
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"Runs" usually refers to diarrhea. The term runs is derived by three different events that accompany diarrhea. (The three runs).

1. You run to the bathroom.

2. You sit down and the shit runs out of you at a surprising velocity.

3. You run out of toilet paper because you have to wipe your ass so much.
Wow, Jerry sure went to the bathroom in a hurry, he must have the runs.
by That one German guy... July 21, 2009
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A bad case of diearhea in which the sufferer has to "run" to the bathroom
Oh shit i got the runs like something sick
by westcott November 21, 2003
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PLENTY of definitions for this word, it can mean one of these:

1. To move quickly; sprint
2. A point in baseball
3. To 'own'
4. To steal
5. To race someone

there's plenty more, those are just a few.
1. Rick: I can run fast.
Bob: Really? I can too. I run the 40 yard dash in 4.7 seconds, what's your best time?

2. Mario: Well, the Tigers need 2 more runs to take the lead...

3. Shaun: Bitches, I run this town. Aint noone fucking with me!

4. Pete: Some asshole just ran my phone.
Jake: Yeah, that sucks. My phone got ran a couple of years ago.

5. Jordan: Hey Jesse, do you think that guy with the GTO will run you? He claims to be making over 500 to the rear wheels.
Jesse: I don't know if he will, I'll go ask him.
by Jordan Stevens July 25, 2009
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Something originally designed as a survival mechanism. Now used by people with long legs to taunt people, everyone else to catch some form of public transport. of course the driver will purposefully wait untill you are 2 feet away from the door before buggering off.
"Run Forest, run!!!
"Oh, cheers for wait- Oi!!!"

Lanky guy: catch me if you can!
Short guy:all right (suspicious loading sound)
by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009
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To go and get something for a larger group of people, usually alcohol.
Hey, does anybody want more beer? I'm doing a run in five minutes.
by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003
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