squeedle

the motion a dog or cat makes while dragging their ass across the floor (usually carpet) in an attempt to remove any dingleberries or residual poop

The dog squeedled in the living room and it smelled so bad I had to clean the carpet.

by tinselmuffin October 7, 2011

squeedle

something that makes you nauseous.

Marti and Sabi get squeedle when they see people fart.

by marti May 17, 2004

squeezle

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

squeetle

When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.

For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.

by Jacques05 April 12, 2017

Squeegle

Squeegle is an urban term used to describe the roof of your mouth. As the term of the roof of your mouth is commonly unknown many people simply refer to it as a squeegle.

I just ate something really hot and it burned my squeegle.

by Andrew91 June 2, 2009

Squeeblers

Elongated banana-shaped breasts

He asked her to keep her goddamned squeeblers in her shirt. No one wanted to see them nanner-tits.

by Merry Squeeblerman October 14, 2013