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A type of hug that involves first squeezing the recipient, followed by a short pause, then a rapid and somewhat violent jiggling back and forth.
I haven't seen her in a while, and she almost broke my neck with that squeegle.
squeegle by Joyful913 September 6, 2007
The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.
After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.
Squeegle by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008

Squeegle-Skrunk 

Inkling1: gleen loog Squeegle-Skrunk
Inkling2: : 0

squeezle 

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...
squeezle by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle 

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness
Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018
When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.
For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.
squeetle by Jacques05 April 12, 2017