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squeegle • Squeegle-Skrunk • Squeegledorf • Squeeglee • Squeegler • squeege • squeegee • squeeble • squeezle • squeeler
Squeegle
The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.
After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.
Squeegle by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008
Squeegle-Skrunk
Squeegle-Skrunk by IdeasMadeHere June 17, 2023
squeezle
porcupine
Origin:
About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.
Origin:
About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.
Squeezle
When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness
Umberto : Where have you been ?
Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018
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