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When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness
Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
by Dragonwolf November 09, 2018
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porcupine

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About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...
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by PapΒ‘ October 04, 2016
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a tight embrace, or to embrace tightly.
You're so cute! I just want to squeezle you to death! <3

Give me a squeezle. Come squeezle me
by Jeemsy February 20, 2011
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A person that squeezes his way out of situation that he has gotten himself into.
He had a lunch date with his peers that he didnt want to go to, so he squeezles out by telling them he is too busy.
by Jeffrey L Williams March 03, 2008
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A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika
Girl to girl: "If, you tell anyone that Ian and I broke up, a squeezle will try to hook up with him the second she finds out."
by Politic! November 05, 2014
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A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika
If, you tell anyone that Brad and I broke up, a squeezle will try to get him.
by Politic! November 05, 2014
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