squeezle

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

squeezle

A person that squeezes his way out of situation that he has gotten himself into.

He had a lunch date with his peers that he didnt want to go to, so he squeezles out by telling them he is too busy.

by Jeffrey L Williams March 3, 2008

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

Squeezle

a tight embrace, or to embrace tightly.

You're so cute! I just want to squeezle you to death! <3

Give me a squeezle. Come squeezle me

by Jeemsy March 7, 2011

Squeezle

A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika

If, you tell anyone that Brad and I broke up, a squeezle will try to get him.

by Politic! November 5, 2014

Squeezle

A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika

Girl to girl: "If, you tell anyone that Ian and I broke up, a squeezle will try to hook up with him the second she finds out."

by Politic! November 5, 2014

Squeezle plop

Usually a short statures clown who has shit his pants while sitting on a Whoopi cushion and laughing hysterically. Usually accompanied by a stilt walking clown named snickers

I went to the carny show an saw squeezle plop an snickers

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022