When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.
After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.
by Dragonwolf November 14, 2018
When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness
Umberto : Where have you been ?
Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
The sound a woman makes after performing fellatio and then gargling and forming cum-bubbles with the resultant discharge
by Dragonwolf November 08, 2018
After peeling back layer upon layer of overtly disgusting, greasy, slimy fat folds, Chauncey and I excavated enough food for Thankgiving dinner for the entire 5th street homeless shelter from within Rosies blubitty.
by Dragonwolf November 08, 2018
When it's been an extremely long time since intercourse and the resultant build-up produces a discharge resembling a fire hose connected to a vat of sour cream.
Obadiah : Last night was incredible !
Amos : How so ?
Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.
Amos : How so ?
Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.
by Dragonwolf November 09, 2018
A group that masquerades as a political party. It is comprised of social justice warriors, snowflakes, racists, gender-sensitive cretins, and all manner of mentally ill individuals.
by Dragonwolf May 29, 2019
as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?
Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
by Dragonwolf November 08, 2018