Dragonwolf's definitions

Don King

Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.

After speaking with Senator Warren, I had to look up what she said in the Don King Dictionumary.

by Dragonwolf December 12, 2018

Sexplosion

When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.

After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.

by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

butterblast

When it's been an extremely long time since intercourse and the resultant build-up produces a discharge resembling a fire hose connected to a vat of sour cream.

Obadiah : Last night was incredible !

Amos : How so ?

Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

urineblast

Urineblast : when one has to urinate so badly, ( usually upon arising in the morning ) the resultant stream produced has an explosion-like effect.

I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to urinate. My urineblast punched a hole through the toilet bowl.

by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

Feacle

A combination of " fearless " and " fecal," meaning to take a shit that is fearless.

Erwin is insane. He dropped his pants and took a feacle right in the police station.

by Dragonwolf November 6, 2018

hoesplat

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018