bloopitty

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

butterblast

When it's been an extremely long time since intercourse and the resultant build-up produces a discharge resembling a fire hose connected to a vat of sour cream.

Obadiah : Last night was incredible !

Amos : How so ?

Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

Sexplosion

When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.

After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.

by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018

Don King

Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.

After speaking with Senator Warren, I had to look up what she said in the Don King Dictionumary.

by Dragonwolf December 12, 2018

Feacle

A combination of " fearless " and " fecal," meaning to take a shit that is fearless.

Erwin is insane. He dropped his pants and took a feacle right in the police station.

by Dragonwolf November 6, 2018

Democratic Party

A group that masquerades as a political party. It is comprised of social justice warriors, snowflakes, racists, gender-sensitive cretins, and all manner of mentally ill individuals.

Without the Democratic Party, the United States of America would be a much better place.

by Dragonwolf May 28, 2019