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Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

by fretbuzz August 30, 2016
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To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
by Cliff Dickens January 05, 2004
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The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free
Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
by President Palin :( August 03, 2010
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