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Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop
defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016
Words you can keep
To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
defecate by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004
to void the bowels; to shit
dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)
defecate by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007
What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.
Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.
defecate by AdGarUK January 9, 2012
to poop
The dog defecated on the floor.
defecate by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003
to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.
I gotta go defecate.
defecate by luke noneya November 3, 2005
TO POOP
I'm going to defecate on your face!
defecate by defecate November 15, 2019
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