spnive

A spoon combined with a knife. See spork.

By using a spnive, I can eat my steak and my soup without changing utensils.

by typobox43 August 13, 2004

Snive

A person, place, or thing that has the characteristic of being over the top weird, sneaky, funny, like no other.

After Maddy pooped out of a two story window, Abby said, “WOW, that was really snive Maddy!”

by Snive-Ann November 24, 2018

snivelry

The utterance of one who snivels.

In the television series Rome, Caesar tells Marc Antony that Posca wants to accept the truce with Pompey. "In return for what?" Antony asks. "Peace is its own reward," Posca says, to which Antony replies "Snivelry! The ram has touched the wall. No mercy."

by QRDeNameland January 12, 2007

Snivellus

The nickname given to the Potions master of Hogwarts, Severus Snape, by his childhood enemies, The Marauders (James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew)

Sirius (to Snape): Shut up, Snivellus

by ab529 February 14, 2009

Snivel Tits

A male who mistakes his penis for a vagina, freeloading and attempting to ride anyone in their immediate vicinity around like a proverbial stick horse-expecting them to pay for all their shit and use/mess up/destroy all of their personal belongings- without even bothering to ask permission.

I’m about to make ol Snivel Tits pay up for taking my motorcycle apart when this saw blade turns his into scrap metal for the chop shop.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ January 19, 2020

splives

Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.

"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."

by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005

snivel bomb

A quick snort of cocaine meant to keep your buzz without being detected. Also known as a ripper.

No one was looking so Bob reached into his back pocket, dipped his fingers into his baggie, and ripped off a quick snivel bomb.

by BF Goodrich April 5, 2020