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Splerch
"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
Splerch by arnica junkie November 5, 2018
splergh
the feeling that you may feel after being at a party or festival i.e comedown or just plain tired or lethargic
splergh!
splergh by fugitivesounds May 13, 2015
Splenthol
Splenthol was discovered in Bethlehem, Pa in early 2011. A splenthol is a hybrid fusion of a spliff, and a menthol cigarette. When one removes the filter from a Menthol Crush and uses this as a filter for a spliff it produces a minty fresh sensation combined with all the wonders of marijuana. This tasty combination results in the creation of a Splenthol.
Splenthol by Daniel O'Malley May 9, 2011
splerch
splerch by splerch at phan April 6, 2015
Splert
1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.
Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"
Splert by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008
Splersh
Splersh by ManifestGrateness December 22, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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