deuce

(noun)a textbook example of what is the result of a complete bowel movement, more often than not of a solid nature and oftentimes it's occurrence and presence is a surprise to many; a big pile of shit; feces; poop; doo-doo; excrement; dung; poo-poo; defecation

Teddy saw Tony and couldn't help but to go tease him, and also to start some new gossip. Teddy came up to Tony and said, "I saw you roll by last night. Looked like you had the neighborhood cum dumpster, Big Ho Betsy, with ya. I gotta know, how'd that turn out for you?"

Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.

by Nikki Stixx December 17, 2020

deuce

1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo

"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."

by Squishmanchu February 26, 2006

deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce

I'm out, deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004

deuce

The term deuce is used when someone is smoking a cigarette and another person would like, either a) half or b) a couple of pulls. you can ask for deuce only when the person is lighting the cigarette or when he/she has taken several pulls...NEVER ask when the cigarette is half way through, it shocks the smoker because they are most likely sad that their cigarette is about to be done and your asking to end it a little sooner, and will most likely be denied, after which you will feel like a complete idiot. so ask on time.

Marlboro: (pulls out cigarette)
Pall Mall: hey man you mind deucing that with me?
Marlboro: no problem!

Marlboro: (half way thru cigarette) its freakin cold outside!
Pall Mall: hey man lemme get deuce.
Marlboro: gtfo of here!
Pall Mall: (cries, runs away)

by kr0wn0fh0rnz February 23, 2010

deuce

Intercourse and oral sex.

Like the KISS song says, "Your man is working hard, he's worth a deuce!"

by Smitty3 August 31, 2007

deuce

1)A 1932 Ford, usually a coupe or roadster.
2)A vintage full-size luxury car, the Buick Electra 225, a.k.a. deuce-an'-a-quarter.
3)Two dollars worth of something, usually drugs (very hard to find these days).

1)Man, dat deuce is some rod!
2)Man, dat deuce is some ride!
3)Man, I wouldn't give ya a deuce fr dat deuce!

by daDebil February 22, 2004

deuce

A slang term used by law enforcement when refering to a drunk driver.

"I got a deuce last night, the fucker pissed himself on the way to lockup."

"I'm following this lady who'd deuced up all over the road."

by Wendell Durshder April 24, 2005