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When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.
"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
by arnica junkie November 05, 2018
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