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Splenthol 

Splenthol was discovered in Bethlehem, Pa in early 2011. A splenthol is a hybrid fusion of a spliff, and a menthol cigarette. When one removes the filter from a Menthol Crush and uses this as a filter for a spliff it produces a minty fresh sensation combined with all the wonders of marijuana. This tasty combination results in the creation of a Splenthol.
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splunkhole 

Insert your splunkrod into the splunkhole

Splatholm Syndrome 

When a splatcord member becomes obsessed with splatcord and talks in it day and night, and if they’re timed out or kicked/banned they make several alt accounts to continue talking in it, posing as theirselves or as a whole new person.
“Why do you keep leaving and rejoining splatcord?”
I think I have Splatholm Syndrome …”

Silentology

the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology
Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo
Silentology by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

Spentology 

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent
Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Silentology

The art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.
"Dude, I have had really bad gas all night!"
"Wow, I haven't heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology"

"I am a well practiced silentologist"
Silentology by fishless12 October 26, 2014

silenthalo 

A pompous jackass who thinks he is better than the people around him and expresses it by making witty remarks.
Dude! You're such a silent halo.
silenthalo by Jed September 12, 2003