Slerthed 

To be slow, or very lazy, couch potatoing.

He slerthed on the couch while watching the office.

Slerthed by Bobby Le King November 7, 2018

sleuthed 

Incredibly drunk, to the point where one becomes belligerent and sloppy. To be used as a substitute for "trashed", "wasted", or "loaded".

"Bro, we're getting sleuthed tonight!"
"I was so sleuthed, I fucked a fatty."

sleuthed by Keenum September 28, 2008