Splerch 

When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.

"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"

Splerch by arnica junkie November 5, 2018

splerch 

when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing

I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched

splerch by splerch at phan April 6, 2015

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splorched my jammies by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.

"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"

splurch by shira brilliant and michal levit May 20, 2008

splurchase 

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

splurchase by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Splarch 

when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.

Carlie splarched all over Bret and Colin’s jean jackets last night.

Splarch by splarch9000 November 24, 2017

spleechless

When you are so speechless that you are too speechless to even say the word speechless.

I am SPLEECHLESS

spleechless by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 15, 2020