Splert 

1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.

Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"

Splert by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008

Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Spleringe 

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

splerv dervish 

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.

"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"

splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

Spleet 

The collective insect carnage on your windshield and/or front fender normally resulting from extended drive times through rural areas.

I can hardly see the road through the spleet on my windshield!

Spleet by vth May 1, 2008

splentastic 

A word that is between splendid and fantastic, but it isn't one of them. It is the high feeling of feeling or seeing something splendid and fantastic. Also is not either one word ,it is both

1.)This is a splentastic day.
2.)I feel splentastic.
3.)You look splentatsic

splentastic by Mailyn April 9, 2015

spleet 

Spleet coming from the word "Sweet" but the more "leet" version of it.

Damn, this flash animation is flipping spleet!

spleet by Derek of llamalords.com March 7, 2005