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1.) Description of a person that is either too stupid or too arrogant to wear a condom when performing sex or when about to perform the same. 2.) A really stupid convict or an ex-con, denoted for being extremely idiotic or devoid of common sense.
Sex: "If you think that I am gonna let you stick that thing in without protection, then you are a real 'condumb'! Better get reacquainted with your hand!!"

Gangs: "Boo Boo Bear got popped by the cops for something really stupid. He's a real 'condumb'!"

Prison: "Harry the Hun got parole, but he got into trouble again on the outside, so he's back. Whadda a 'condumb'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 25, 2008
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(pronunciation: Fah-foo-nah) 1.) Originially Portugese: In direct and unabated reference to female genitalia, specifically, the vagina. The American equivalent of 'pussy', or the UK English 'crumpet'. 2.) Used in a negative description of an unscrupulous, sneaky, non trustworthy person. 3.) Negative term in conjunction with the following: Whore, slut, pro, skank, bimbo, bimbozoid, slag woman, fag hag, along with any other bad reputation in the sexual content of all.
Sexual encounter: "Julie has a gorgeous 'fafuna', man!"

Car buyer: "I would buy the car, but the salesman is a real 'fafuna'! I don't trust him at all!!"

Observation: "That new guy doesn't like nice girls, he wants some 'fafuna' instead! Likes the kinky stuff."
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 8, 2008
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1.) In direct reference to the loss of a dental filling during, and as a result of, oral sex, almost in conjuction with fellatio, (oral and penial contact). 2.) Can also be used to describe a bad relationship, whether sexual or plutonic in nature. 3.) May also be used to describe something, or anything, that is negative.
Head Banging: "She went to town on me! Unfortunately, I had to comfort her while driving her to an all night dentist! We couldn't tell him that I was so wild in her mouth that it caused a 'popped lid'!"

Break Up: "I had to end it with Linda. Going out with her was a 'popped lid'!"

Parental Child Conflict: "Man! My mom is so freaked about the rave I wanted to go to that she acted so 'popped lid' about it all."

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado March 22, 2008
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The Nuevo Modern term (post Twentieth Century) in reference generally towards sex, nomally in context with intercourse, although general variations do follow. It can be the simple definition of sex between a man and a woman, but its application is rather broad without boundaries. It can and is used to describe the mere act of sex, whether straight, bisexual or gay. It is also used to describe feelings of love for someone, or, something. The equivalent of 'fuck' when used in descrptive terms.
1. Sex: "That girl is the type I want to runk!"

2. Alternative sex: "She and I did backdoor runk!"

3. Adjective: "I don't really give a flying runk!"

4. Love: "I really do runk my wife! Seriously!!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado January 28, 2008
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Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"

A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.

Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado May 21, 2008
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Is when a person is involuntarily accosted sexually, normally in the form of oral sex, generally referred to when it is the female initiating the act while she is awake and her male target is asleep. Although the scenario thus described is the most common usage, it does have derivatives and alternative sexual encounters that relate to the same. 1.) When an awake female performs oral sex, or fellatio, on a male when he is asleep. 2.) Any sexual situation that is perpetuated by a waking party, or parties, as the sexual target is accosted. 3.) Having an orgasm during a 'night freak' session, whether awake or asleep, when climax occurs. It is often a reciprocal statement of the obvious.
After a female pulls such a stunt on a sleeping male: "Whoa! I couldn't believe that such a church going girl like Linda would pull a 'night freak' on me like that!"

When a guy awakes during a 'night freak' and cums: "Oh, God! I just 'night freaked', baby!"

A gay encounter: "I thought he was just dreamy and he shot out buckets and howled like a wolf when I did a 'night freak' on him! Whadda guy!!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 29, 2008
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Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.
When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"

Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"

Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 10, 2008
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