spermicate 

When you ejaculate onto something.

I spermicated into Chris Nocera's mouth

spermicate by samzazu July 15, 2010

Spermeate 

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.

"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."

sperminated by dj1234 February 4, 2008

spermicide 

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.

I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.

spermicide by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Spermiage 

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.

*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.

Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020

Sperminator

A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!

My ex is a total sperminator! he has 5 kids by 3 different women!

Sperminator by amylou5276 June 25, 2010

Sperminator

Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Sperminator 2 Judgment Day

Sperminator by A1988 June 12, 2011