A1988's definitions

know in the biblical sense

To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the Bible.

Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.

by A1988 December 12, 2012

History Channel

A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.

I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.

by A1988 January 23, 2011

Ocarina of Time

The greatest game video ever. Seriously why are you reading this when you could be playing right now?

Get off the internet and go play Ocarina of time!

by A1988 April 28, 2011

Huckabee

1 An ugly mole on a person's ass that usually has hair growing out of it

2 Mike Huckabee the human equivalent of such a mole

3 A person who claims to be a Christian while largely ignoring the teachings of Jesus.

1 My girlfriend has a Huckabee. I'm trying to figure out how to tell her.

2 Huckabee is on the news again. He's espousing conspiracy theories and criticizing unwed mothers

3 That pastor is such a Huckabee

by A1988 March 19, 2011

Putting a hat on a hat

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

by A1988 October 19, 2020

CTFC

CTFC is an abbreviation for Change The Fucking Channel. Or in other words if you don't like something on TV then don't watch it. This should be directed toward a self righteous asshole who wants something pulled from TV because it offends them.

The Parents Television Council should learn to CTFC

by A1988 March 26, 2011

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

by A1988 February 16, 2020