A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
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Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.
Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.
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A1988
February 16, 2020
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To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the
Bible.
Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.
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The greatest game video ever. Seriously why are you reading this when you could be playing right now?
Get off the internet and go play Ocarina of time!
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An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.
Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.
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A1988
October 19, 2020
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Arnold SchwarzeneggerA man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Sperminator 2 Judgment Day
CTFC is an abbreviation for Change The Fucking Channel. Or in other words if you don't like something on TV then don't watch it. This should be directed toward a self righteous asshole who wants something pulled from TV because it offends them.
