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A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
by A1988 May 18, 2011
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To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the Bible.
Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.
by A1988 June 11, 2012
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An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.
Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.
by A1988 October 19, 2020
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A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
by A1988 January 22, 2011
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1 An ugly mole on a person's ass that usually has hair growing out of it

2 Mike Huckabee the human equivalent of such a mole

3 A person who claims to be a Christian while largely ignoring the teachings of Jesus.
1 My girlfriend has a Huckabee. I'm trying to figure out how to tell her.

2 Huckabee is on the news again. He's espousing conspiracy theories and criticizing unwed mothers

3 That pastor is such a Huckabee
by A1988 March 4, 2011
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CTFC is an abbreviation for Change The Fucking Channel. Or in other words if you don't like something on TV then don't watch it. This should be directed toward a self righteous asshole who wants something pulled from TV because it offends them.
by A1988 March 9, 2011
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