Spanned

When you do something that causes other members of the team to do unscheduled work. When you break something so bad, you need someone else to fix it.

I got spanned last night, had to rebuild the server. I can't work on that right now because I got spanned this morning.

by ITOPS February 8, 2018

Spanned The Decade

When you have sex with someone who is 10 years older or younger then you.

Andy spanned the decade with that fat chick last.

by prizedflavor January 28, 2010

clit spanked

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

by Tony56 October 2, 2013

Spawned

When someone’s appears out of fucking nowhere.

Guy 1: Holy shit mike where the fuck did you come from!
Mike:I just spawned

by sen_ November 20, 2017

panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

by doooosh May 6, 2010

Black Swanned

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.

I just got so Black Swanned!

by Andrew Anthony and Ryanwf January 16, 2011